the tether ball

When you wrap your balls around another mans dick and then proceed to jerk him off.

Last night Dave and I played the tether ball, he loved it.

by JoeyTerrifying December 31, 2014

Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Neural Tether

To make love in such a way that you switch bodies, and enter a state of zen.

“I’ve never felt anything more poetic than a neural tether with a like minded lover”

by NemoNihil December 13, 2022

Tether

A melanated person who is NOT a foundational black American that uses their melanin ("blackness") to undermine black Americans (FBA). Tethers typically use their "blackness" to act as a representative for black Americans (FBA) for the benefit of their (white) handlers while having disdain for black Americans.

Barack Obama is the textbook definition of a tether who used his blackness to get the black vote while not doing anything specifically for black people (FBA)

by chillin662 September 20, 2024

Tether

A term that directly describes those of African descent that betrays their own or others. A mimic, infiltrator, chameleon, agent, sell-out.

Someone who disrupts the goals, progress and/or mission of Their/other groups

Marcus is a Tether because he pretended to be Jamaican to siphon money from a Jamaican non-profit organization

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024

Tether

A member of a ethnic group that sabotages or undermines their respective group and/or another group (internally). A adversary of a ethnic group. Someone who opposes their/others interest. A infiltrator or participant who obstructs.

Benedict Arnold was a tether

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024

TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025