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Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.
1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"
by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022
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Temporal Misalignment

Clearly the case. There is clearly some kind of temporal misalignment going on but, conversely, I don't know whether or not this works if there isn't one. So... Whatever. Um... This was not how this was supposed to work. I was doing a lot all at the same time and got lost in abstraction. So for that I'm sorry. This is confusing. Even for me. And I'm the greatest mind who ever lived. Well, for now at least. So that's saying a lot.
Hym "Uuuuummm... Yeah. Clearly some temporal misalignment. Can't really change it though or the antecedent chain doesn't lead to the group home.... Hmm... How would this have to work such that I don't fuck it up initially?"

Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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Temporality

Noun-the art of being temporary
I hate the temporality of life.
by ilovecupcakes March 22, 2025
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Temporal Mourning

Fleeting feels trip down memory lane; big yearning vibes for epic experiences, flexed or otherwise. The pine for Rose-tinted A E S T H E T I C, or of the retro-future that leaves us asking "What if?"
As I stared at the grainy VHS footage of 90's Japan, wishing I was there, a wave of temporal mourning washed over me
by I_Can_Haz_Memories March 24, 2025
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