thatch scratch

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021

Thatch

A messy bitch

My boss won't give me a raise. He's such a thatch!

by TheBagelLord March 4, 2025

Thatching

(th-ahh-tch)

The act of being felched/munted/sexually pleased by a barn animal

Thatch as in thatch roofing out of hay

I love thatching with the pigs and horses

by Mythyk April 25, 2024

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

William Thatch

The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.

midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch

by brugmoment December 5, 2021