Shark Week

Another term to describe a females monthly visitor. Usually because it is associated with a lot of blood and aggression.

Don't you just love celebrating Shark Week every month???

by Octanex December 28, 2022

Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs

“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!

by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022

Shark Week

When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.

Hey girl!! You tryna have shark week?

by sarahbargart February 17, 2021

Shark week

A term used to refer to a woman's menstrual cycle.

I'm emotional because shark week starts in two days.

by GangstaBarbie666420 December 4, 2025

Shark week

The time that a woman has PMS until her period is over. Usually refers to her bitchy mood and the unpleasantness of being in her presence during that time.

Giving men a signal to stay clear of her for their own safety.

When a woman becomes hard to rationalize with for several days in a row.

She’s been a bitch the last few days, it must be shark week.

by A.Cinko December 15, 2025