Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Sanitizer Stinger

When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.

Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger

by Justtrash21 November 8, 2019

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

sanitize

a meme started in overwatch league by players initially refusing to take hand sanitizer between maps, then accepting it at the crowd's assistance.

"NotE's hands seem pretty slippery"
"Yeah man he had to sanitize"
"Well, of course, you gotta sanitize"

by dan shadow May 29, 2018

Sui-sanital

To be driven to sui-sanity.

To be suicidal and insane at the same time.

“Yo pal. I’m feeling pretty sui-sanital cause I just failed my super easy test, BRUH!”

by Big Koon December 15, 2017

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Oral Sanitation

A more formal version of "licking it clean."

Karl: Oh, I performed oral sanitation on that bowl earlier, you shouldn't use it.
Fred: gross, dude. Put it in the dishwasher next time.

by The Cheesiest Rice March 21, 2020