Scud

A disgusting or greedy person. Can be used as a compliment in the right context, when spoken by friends. See cunt

Person 1: “damn, Jacob is such a scud, he wouldn’t even lend me ten bucks”
Person 2: “he fooken is”

by Scudmaster130 January 1, 2019

scud

Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.

"SCUD" stands for "Soviet Constructed Uselessly Deployed"

by Galloping Ghost June 14, 2005

scud

A poo that is blown out of your rectum at suck force that it usually makes a speckled mark on the porcelain or breaks your toilet.

Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.

"WOW DUDE! Thats a A+ scud and look you even made red dots"
"I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."

by Jimms October 18, 2007

scud

A measure

A scud is much more than a scittering but less than a load,this learned measuring system is used mainly by land based trades mostly in the use of gravels and such aggregates and also at the chippy at dinner time when you go to the chippy and get a scud 'o' chips.

by Oaksey66 February 5, 2010

Scud

Playing with the immediate area around your ass hole and then wiping it on a friends upper lip, thus causing them to lick it or smell the 'SCUD'!!!

Darren scuds his army bum chums all the time!!!!

by Retard March 10, 2005

scud

A large turd

i took a mad scudder today

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

scud

To either dominate another person at someone or completely humiliate them.

"Damn, i just scudded all over you in that game!"

by idkwhat2put May 7, 2009