Daily Routine

new slang for beating your meat

Dude gtfo im doing my daily routine

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022

Not sticking to routine

Making a nice long term study routine only to play games during study hours.

Person 1: OMG did you hear? Krishnan made a new study routine but is playing during study hours!
Person 2: Oh lol whats new , as usual , he is not sticking to routine

by Moi discord use nkoru May 19, 2021

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

whole routine

Sexual intercourse

Did you guys do the whole routine?

by Rockin Socken Chick January 28, 2025

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025