quaff

Like a queef only worse

OMG, that quaff is horrible.

by SethLOgsdon April 7, 2008

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

quiff quaff

pussy juice from a queefe.

Quiff quaff hillabahoo, who did a cunt fart in my shoe?

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Pussy quaff

To drink the juice of the pussy.

Pussy juice so good it makes you drunk.

Lauren's pussy quaff was dank bro.

by Datboyrr October 27, 2016

Quaff

A word to describe the hair that goes up in a hair style

Look at his quaff

Wow his looks so good I wish i could get mine to stay up like that

by Ur mom is da best August 6, 2019

quaff

What you call someone who can't play the game you're playing (e.g FIFA)

Rafe: Cover me mate!
Tom: I can't this guy is being a quaff

by bigcooneater1337 May 19, 2016