Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.

Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.

by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020

Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.

In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.

by mellophan April 1, 2021