Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Plooping

Playing phone while pooping.

John: Joe! What are u doing in the bathroom?
Joe: I'm plooping!

by PitouBruh December 22, 2019

Ploop

Small fart

My boyfriend thought I farted but I assured him it was just a ploop

by Potaris Smith October 2, 2020

Ploop

When a person poops in their hand, licks it, then puts it in the toilet.

Have you taken your daily ploop yet, sweetheart?

by Oscarthebabyhippo September 10, 2023

Ploop

The sound a perfectly round turd makes when it hits the water in the toilet bowl.

*poop ploops in toilet bowl*
*me on my snapchat story*- "bros, I just had the most satisfying ploop ever."

by BDE69 October 28, 2019

Ploops

The sound and action when a man with a slight beer belly bangs “ploops” against his lovers pelvis in the missionary position.

“You see that girl over there bro? “
“Yea man look at her man she likes ploops”

by Lundy44 March 29, 2021

Pleep ploop

Pleep ploop is used to further the conversation, it can be used in any tone or way, it can be used defensively, or it can be used in a much friendlier tone , almost seems random when it comes up in conversation but it’s not.

Person 1: i really don’t think you need to eat a whole pot of chili
Person 2: ah Pleep ploop

by Verick. November 7, 2022