All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

Placenta Pacifier

When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.

Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.

by PATTYFATTYHD January 18, 2016

Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

PLACENTA EFECT

when you accuse someone of something because you´ve heard that someone about that age might be doin smth shady but you are not sure who is it so you just think of a random name and start sayin he/she is the one

A: have you heard that someone in her village is dealing drugs and got busted ? it gotta be her

B: you know that its her ?
A: now but you know she lives there
C: you guys are totally retarded this is how placenta efect is made

by wotafq July 31, 2017