Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is such a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020

Nonce

A boy from Framwellgate moor call Tyler peace who is a proven nonce that preys on kids

Know that Tyler peace which was catch as a nonce

by Guardians of the north February 26, 2020

Nonce

A big pedo who likes kids

Oi Mary you big fuckin nonce make me a sandwich

by Nonce catcher June 11, 2020

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce

by Salsalmone June 16, 2020

Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank

Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids

by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020