Migraine

A common excuse for a hangover.

You guys good for tomorrow sorry about Sunday had a bad migraine couldn’t get out of bed

by Poonslayer89 September 22, 2020

Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016

Migraine

"Only pussies get migraines." - Marley 06 June 2021

"Only pussies get migraines"

by SwiftCraft June 22, 2021

Migraine

Technical jargon for a group project.

1) Unfortunately, I have a migraine scheduled after class from 7:00 - 10:00 PM for the rest of the semester
2) We'll need to collaborate with Sales, Marketing and a 3rd party vendor for this migraine, but we think the results will be an overall positive for the company.
3) This well-researched migraine was handed off to R&D and Operations to figure out by the executive team after about 3 months of asking only sycophants

by Seems1 September 26, 2018

dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024