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Massimo

Massimo is a nice mother fucker. Massimo is gonna be your main hoe unless you fuck with. Massimo will fuck you up so hard that you can only breath by sucking other peoples dick. Sometimes even though he fucks you up he shoves Mozzarella cheese down your throat.
I can’t breath I need so dick because Massimo fucked me up.
by Bigcock123456 November 21, 2018
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Massimo

A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist.
“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!
by Bananas & Mangos January 28, 2024
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A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist. Probably lurking on Discord right now attempting to catfish his next victim.
“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!
by Bananas & Mangos January 28, 2024
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Massimo English

DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!
by Sophs cat May 2, 2023
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Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
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Massimo

Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022
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sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style
Massimo the one with a big willy has some really good dress sense
by chains ikahwhsuan December 6, 2021
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