stevens point face mask

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff

Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

by Wise_comment May 31, 2021

pussy face mask

kthx its when u shoot over 3 people and they aint shit miss shit dirty spics and it goes in pussy (*O*)

kthx pussy u aint shit

by Xelent December 27, 2003

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.

Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...

by King Happo May 2, 2020

Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Face mask

A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.

I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit

by Diego_Brando December 27, 2021

face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.

Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!

by just some random american March 10, 2021