marf

a word that you use to express agitation, excitment or any other emotion rather then saying a whole sentence

"BRITTANY DO THE DISHES!!" mad commandment
MARF! (agitation)

by hbw October 20, 2008

marf

The sound a hairlip dog makes when it barks.

"...marf, marf, MARF!!!"

by Beavis_H_Christ April 9, 2004

marfed

Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.

by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010

Marf Weasel

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"

"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!

by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

marf barf

A marf who likes to barf

OMG its a marf barf

by The Heckman December 18, 2017

FUCK MARF

MARFS HAIR LOOKS LIKE PUBES DAHHHHHHH FUCKING MUSTY ASS LIPS

FUCK MARF FUCK MARF FUCK MARF

by FUCK PETE April 12, 2022

marf

To vomit, as in when one has had too many shots of cheap tequila or equivalent substance.

Dude, did you see _____ last night? After $2 rail night at the Virginian, she marfed all over herself!

by The Pebble December 4, 2003