A nickname used for the last name 'Lapp', usually implies sexiness and a huge shlong. Very intimate partner, great for one time hook-ups.
by Lappy's BF December 15, 2022
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Plural: Lappies
Lap band surgery is used to help someone lose weight. It involves putting a ring around the top part of the stomach. The ring slows the entry of food to the main part of the stomach and the person feels full after eating only a small amount of food.
Plural: Lappies
Lap band surgery is used to help someone lose weight. It involves putting a ring around the top part of the stomach. The ring slows the entry of food to the main part of the stomach and the person feels full after eating only a small amount of food.
Dr Kim - “I’ve got a private lappy booked today, need to book my airfares to Japan next week and I only fly business - can’t wait to hit the POW”
by Therealman445 July 24, 2023
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Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022
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