Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female

Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni

by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019

Jakey

A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods

Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey

by AlphaShoulders August 4, 2019

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

Jakey

Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude

Don’t get all jakey on me bro

by Big bite February 14, 2020

Jakey

A name for a homeless person

There was a Jakey on the side of the road

by Ok boomer February 15, 2020