Human

Not me

I am not human

by Alian December 15, 2019

Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone

Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans

by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020

Human

Annoying things that live on planet earth

Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me

by Theunkownpersonofearth June 7, 2017

Human

howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know

i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary

by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.

Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human

by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017

Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots

Humans are stupid.

by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018