Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023

Vagina haver

Derogatory term for female.

Often used by incels or simply out of spite.

Karen: Imagine being a hikineet sitting on your ass playing videogames 24/7 instead of having a job and socializing with real people. What a bunch of no-life losers.

John: >Vagina haver

Opinion discarded.

by schizoposting March 17, 2023

William Havers

Beautiful man

“STOP TALKING ABOUT WILLIAM HAVERS OMFG”
- cate

by Sister in law flo May 19, 2022

Haver

The best most swagtastic american stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.

A- "Hey look its Haver"
b- "Damn wish I were him"

by LuuuD June 3, 2022

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 28, 2021

Damascus Haver

Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.

Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing January 13, 2021