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D1 Glazer

Great Wyatt the D1 Glazer is here
by Banditzvr November 7, 2023
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Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023
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Glazer

Glazer means when someone is Dick riding to the max
Random Nigga: Nah you just let her do that to you

Me: It's always the black niggas glazing you fucking glazer
by Nigga Number 928013 May 16, 2023
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Weezer Glazer

Guy who glazes Weezer
by PixelyGuy December 17, 2023
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Liv Glazer

A pretty model for primark and forever 21. The most caring and funniest person you could ever meet.
"Hey look! Liv Glazer advertised these jeans!"
by yoitsadele June 11, 2018
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GlAZER

GLAZER-JUMPING IN A CONVERSATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF WATCHING OTHERS JUMPING IN SOMETHING WHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING FOR ATTENTION LOOKING FOR AN AUDIENCE FROM OTHERS ALWAYS BEING HYPE.
CHRIS SWIDER IS ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS AND DOES N MIND HIS BUSINESS AND HE ALWAYS JUMPS IN SOMEONE CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM THATS WHAT GLAZERS DO
by DONT GLAZE April 4, 2022
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Glazer

Someone who speaks cold hard facts.

A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.
"Wow he is so truthful and trustworthy, he is such a glazer"
by Supper lord grape November 28, 2024
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