jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

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gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

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Gerked

I group of people who are autistic and beat normies up.

Watch out its the Gerked group!

by Eric Burke December 14, 2018

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gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018

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To "Gerk" simply mean to act "retarded", most often than not in response to something that offends said person

The term is normally used in songs like

"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"

and

"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"

and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"

"Why is this guy gerking over a comment on the Internet, what a loser"

by pxrgatory June 12, 2023

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