Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

fundamental idiot

Really dumb idiots who have no life and live in there parents basement

Me-I got a fornite win I’m so cool
Kid-Your a fundamental idiot

by A Duke chicken that is drunk May 9, 2019

fundament opening

A polite term for asshole

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.

by Kontrolfreak February 5, 2020

Clearwater Fundamental Middle School

Clearwater Fundamental Middle School in Florida. Located in the heart of Clearwater also known as the smart kid school. The school is for kids that are higher than everyone else, primarily made for the kids that have no friends or so-called "gifted". School is full of drama and Turama. Band Teacher looks like she can stroke out any second. Orchestra Teachers couldn't put up with their stupidity anymore. Their clothing items are rather questionable. Bought with daddy's money, Practally dressed like nuns. Half of the school's parents go golfing on Sunday. 90% of the school look like they are straight out stereotypical movies shown on Disney in 2016. If you find a girl and you are interested in her you have two ways this can go. Either she adds random guys on snap or she will ditch you to read a book in the park. Guys have ant size brains can't find it if you look for it. Can promise the will live with mommy forever. Is equivalent to Satans lair. Rules do not make sense if you wanted them to. You either get a really good teacher or one that talks about plants all day and makes you throw all your work away before the Eoc's and tells you for the rest of the school year we are going to plant some trees. Almost every person carries a book in their hands. Forgot to mention that we don't have any sports. The principal is useless. Horses are about to sprout from the ground. News show gives you a headache every morning. If you go you have a 50% 50% shot of having a good experience.

Look at that kid carrying a case-it binder. I am sure he goes to Clearwater Fundamental Middle School.

by Darla and Ricky September 7, 2021

fundamental gangsters

based and hot people

They where such a fundamental gangsters in that speech

by Hotperson6969420420 September 19, 2021

Fundamental orifice

A polite way of explaining that someone is the c word for female anatomy

Jeremy is being a fundamental orifice.

Stop being a fundamental orifice.

by Kenny loggins August 26, 2023

fundamentally important

If something is fundamentally important, then it means that you don't have a foundation to progress or go on if you don't have it (material) or don't know it (knowledge)

It is fundamentally important for every quantum physicist to know the postulates of quantum mechanics

by Mr ESN February 16, 2021