Earning disability

Politically correct term for poor. Those who make less than average to nothing may possess some type of earning disability. Those who make the most money seem to have no disability at all, but are frequently guilty of ableism. The most effective treatment is the unemployment pill, which may be prescribed by the government or by your primary care physician.

"Sucks to see all these jobless folks just wandering the streets. It's sad."

"Don't call them jobless, man. They have an earning disability."
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"My buddy hasn't worked in 5 years. I really wish he'd get his ass in gear."

"You mean Mike? Dude, take it easy on him. He has an earning disability."
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"My husband only makes 13 bucks an hour at his job. Because of him we're basically working poor."

"You're married to a guy with an earning disability?"

by Pylvia Slath June 22, 2021

Farg Disabled

What the WarRock censorship turns the word "Fucktard"

Why the hell did you kill me you farg disabled! Damnit, stupid censorship.

by J.o.h.n.G January 30, 2009

Mental Disabled

When a mentally disabled person try's to offend a another person with their intelligence and try's calling them Mentally Disabled but instead saying Mental Disabled thus showing who is the real Mental Disabled,

Disabled Person: You are metal disabled
Person: don't you mean mentally disabled
Disabled Person: No i mean uh....
Person: That single word shows who is the real "Mental Disabled" so now I am going to post that word on Urban Dictionary

by LukePaul Sammut January 24, 2018

Mentally disabled

The polite way of saying "you are a complete retard"

My son is mentally disabled, but I still love him. Translation. I wish I never met that guy at the club

by I'm not a kid July 9, 2014

Disability Choir

When People sing horribly and Are Extremely tone death, the term can also be used to bully music

Their singing is so stupid, they belong in a disability choir

by Dentor January 15, 2020

Disability workshop

A cheap alternative to a Barnum and Bailey sideshow where sane and self-taught people with aspergers and/or autism are the odd ones out and get ostracized daily by parental figures (whom pretend to give a shit but instead do their job for a quick buck) in favor of batshit insane individuals whom have little to no chance to get a job without making the employer commit suicide by their obnoxious 'disabled' attributes

Parents: Sorry son, We do love you but our soon to be abolished health care plan requires us to ship you to a Disability workshop
Son: Son of a bitch!

by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 21, 2014

Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.

Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!

by Dawanz July 9, 2016