some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.
"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"
there will never be the year of linux desktop
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"
there will never be the year of linux desktop
by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023
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VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
by PCubiles May 31, 2021
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by Teeskii August 15, 2025
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Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
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Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
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by ppbob February 27, 2025
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