dirty derick

is when a girl fingers herself and puts cum on his eyes...; when a guy poos and takes a little with his fingers and puts it in the belly button...

you totally dirty derick your man

by your mom's mom's mom's dad's January 10, 2009

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Derick Rose Syndrome

A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury

Donkeyteeth has a severe case of Derick Rose Syndrome.

by 1027xboxbongfabreeze March 3, 2015

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derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008

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The most faithful and loyal ass dude. Derick's are also athletic. He's always caring for his friends and family. Don't under estimate him. Derick's are lovers and not fighters. And they never hate on anyone.

Derick is the most faithful and loyal person I know

by DD THE GOD June 30, 2019

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Derick

1. A very bad skier or snowboarder
2. They often crash into people, fall of chairlifts and fall over in ski boots
3. When looking for a Derick go to the hardest run on the mountain as they often think they are the easiest.

4. Finally when in contact with a Derek, make sure you film them as it is likely they will make a hilarious mistake.

1. Johnny is such a derick
2. See that guy under the chairlift, that’s a derick
3. What a derick!

by John Connor im the terminater October 8, 2019

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Derick

Derick is a type of person who you would want in your life. He is a shoulder to lean on and cry on. He may be an absolute asshole sometimes and jokingly bully you but at the end of the day he’s someone you’ll think of.

I wish Derick was here tonight with me

by Zyx142 November 24, 2021

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