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Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".
He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.
by MM132 September 6, 2012
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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The Francis Defence

Used if you are caught watching something or listening to something strange
Man 1 : Why the hell are you watching that?
Man 2 : Oh Francis sent it me
Man 1 : Try to use The Francis Defence aren't ya?
by Turtlejuice July 24, 2007
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Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.
Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.
by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016
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Personal Defence Weapon

A class of compact firearms, essentially hybrids between Assault Rifles and Sub-Machine Guns. Designed to be both small and light so they can be carried by Non-combatant Personnel, but still have the capability to penetrate modern ballistic body armour. This is usually achieved by utilising special cartridges, such as the 5.7x28mm FN or the 4.6x30mm HK. Very effective in Close Quarter Combat, this class of firearms has been adopted by several Special Forces, Law Enforcement Agencies and Counter-Terrorist Units.

Notable examples include the FN P90, the HK MP7, the PDW Version of the FN SCAR and the AAC Honey Badger.
...so then these Paratroopers went for our Supply Personnel, assuming that they were easy bait. But luckily, they were equipped with Personal Defence Weapons and managed to hold them back until combatant units were on place.
by Ashirg April 16, 2020
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Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation
"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"
by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020
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stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.
Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence
by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017
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