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Callum

A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.
Hello Callum, nice trim bruv.
by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020
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Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong
“Oh callum you had a real good girl, but you broke her”
by load of bullshit October 10, 2018
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the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!
by ashlii ambrosiia April 3, 2009
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Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.
Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016
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Person 1: "Hey Callum you are white"

Callum: "Yep"
by Omegalulnocap September 26, 2020
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Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.

If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)
by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019
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Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
Callum you're addicted the Star Wars!
by Starisapotato September 29, 2019
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