calista grace fields

the cutest cutie of cuteness :)

Calista Grace Fields is suck a cutie.

by fcwa October 19, 2019

Calista Grace Fields

The cutest cutie of all cuties. total 27/10.

Calista Grace Fields is so cute.

by fcwa October 19, 2019

Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

Calista

Beutiful voice, anxious, tall, obsessive, and protective. Boobs that fill your hands and more. Either wants attention or wants sleep. Loves snuggles and is overall very cuddly

I love Calista

by Gingeraspergers September 12, 2023

Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.

Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

Calista

Calista is a shy loner. She is short and has many allergies.

Kid: Hey calista wanna go to Starbucks

Calista: sorry I cant

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

Calista

Calista is a personal stalker. She goes around campus and tracks me EVERYDAY. I can’t get away from her. She sees me around campus but I don’t see her. What a weirdo.

Calista: Check the group chat…
Avery: *Checks* WTF!

by averyyoop December 5, 2021