The Charlton Heston - where you cum in her mouth then smack her in the face, creating a spray all over your cold dead hands.
by Sallywylderdamms April 1, 2023
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That bird I met last night was filthy I filled her full of white lightning and special brew and gave her the Charlton Heston
by Sue denham February 22, 2024
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