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blooning

blooning is gooning but with blood
the guy is blooning out off his cock
by anonymous December 16, 2024
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bloon

scary thing it so scary it will snap half your bloodline out existenc however gorilla can pop it
insert person: i saw there was bloon there
insert monkey: ok i pop it
insert person: yippee
by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024
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Evil Bloon

Reiteration of the Evil Blunt slang for weed, into a nitrous balloon.

Bloon is a shortening of Balloon used in the mobile game Bloons Tower Defense. So in short, Evil Bloon is a nitrous balloon used for inhalation.
Im off the evil bloon broo, shit is fucking me up.

Fill up another bloon for me!!.
by outwaifu April 26, 2025
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Bloon

Colloquial spelling of "Balloon", sometimes used metaphorically as an insult referring to someone who has known negative attributes. Why call someone a balloon? No real answer.
"Here, look at that drunk fella over there" "Aye, seen him earlier, hes a bloon."
by ricocheted August 8, 2023
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Bloon

Bloon is a balloon from the game Bloons Tower Defense developed by Ninja Kiwi. it should be capitalized because Bloon is made-up by Ninja Kiwi, and is also in the title.
I got a Bloon!
by dictonaryboy September 22, 2023
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Bloon

A sentient balloon with the want to destroy.
That bloon is escaping!
by okaytheniguess May 5, 2024
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Blooning

'Blooning' is when a guy fills up a girls vagina with helium like a balloon and then sucks it out, Screaming after the helium takes effect and then performing oral sex on the girl.
"Yeah bro i blooned jessica last night"
"I'm looking forward to blooning tonight"
by ziguaragua May 7, 2024
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