Bartholomew Jameson

The goofy ah uncle of Quandale Dingle.

Quandale: look guys it's my goofy ah uncle Bartholomew Jameson

by BartholomewJameson May 11, 2022

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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

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Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022

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Bartholomew

The first name of Bartholomew Dinglenut, the most skibidi rizzler person in existence with a level 7 gyat.

Damn... Bartholomew is cheeked up today.
(I did this as a dare someone please remove this)

by Jamarius Quangle Dangle December 4, 2024

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Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

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Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

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