bmf

stands for bad mother fuckers...name of a fucked up group of fuckers, all with issues...POLICY AND MOTTO: Our formula to success is "Rise early, work late and strike oil"---DO POINTLESS SHIT...fuck the trouble...have fun...Woo Hoo

Example: Follow the yellow brick road...(walk on the middle of the road and sing...fuck police) NO ONE CARES...

by hey hey shat-hap May 21, 2004

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bmf

"bend me forwards"

homosexual reference

"oh big boy why dont you bmf right here"

by qualcast September 18, 2003

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BMF Rule

Big Mother Fucker Rule,
When your friend drives a tiny car, the big mother fucker automatically gets front seat, if there are two big mother fuckers, you take two cars

Sean - SHOTGUN
Jeremiah - Nah dude, BMF RULE
Sean - Fuck that, its a four door
Jeremiah - Dude its still BMF RULE, get in the back
Sean - I fucking hate you, get the fuck out of my house

by JeremiahFBaby February 27, 2009

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BottledMindFrame (BMF)

Slang/Noun.

A sense of deliria often mistaken for trolling, in which the emotions of others cannot be distinguished from the actual emotions those others are feeling. To have a BottledMindFrame is difficult to deal with but can be treated.

BottledMindFrame (BMF) conversation example.

Normal guy: Hey did you see the game last night? :)
Guy with BottledMindFrame: OMG YOU'RE SO ANGRY!
Normal guy: Huh? lol Where did you get that idea?

Guy with BottledMindFrame: SEE YOU'RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW
Normal guy: *Shakes head in disappointment*

by KiwiGod July 7, 2012

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