April 28

This is the day that the hottest girl is born on. Kiss her and slap her arse. Rape her if you can or at least have rocking sex.

Wow that girl is the hottest person in our year group it’s because she is born on April 28

by Ljrimremrjarjkr December 2, 2019

April 28

National kiss a boy day you have to walk up to any boy and kiss them

John: standing in the hall on April 28
Liz: walks up and kisses him

John: why
Liz : runs away

by Meghan knows all December 10, 2019

April 28

Do what your boyfriend tells you to do
It’s the law
Do it ladies.

Him: send me $700
Her: ok I will since it’s April 28

by Buttbubble April 27, 2020

April 28

Do all what your bf wants day

Hey what are you gonna do today?
Whatever my boyfriend wants

oh true today id April 28

by woboy April 28, 2020

April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hatet fandoms, Zoenuts, are burned. This tradition is also know as “The burn of 15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zoenuts are born.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have Zoenuts to burn in my basement”

by Grandma’s dick May 8, 2020

April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023

April 28

April 28 is the day where we all sing "every body wants to rule the world" by Tears for tears
and if you dont like that song ur a freakin weirdo but u can listen to "resonance" by Home

Him: yo today is April 28
Another person: Whats on that day?
Me: National Sing Everybody wants to rule the world day!
Freakin Weirdo: i hate that song
Me: dont worry Nerd! you can listen to resonance!
Her: Nobody Cares

by SomeoneUdontknow1029 April 26, 2023