November 8th

National kick Jacob in the balls day

"Jacob I am going to kick your Frank and beans"
"Please have mercy my testicles are in agony"
"Its november 8th sorry"

by Bananarama23 November 8, 2019

November 8th

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day.

me: Can i have ur hoodie
boyfriend: why??
me: it november 8th daaaa

by reese is hot November 8, 2019

8th of November

The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.

Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!

by Rhianna Davis December 22, 2019

November 8th

November 8th is the day the sexiest people alive were born.

did you see how sexy gordon ramsey is!? he must be born on November 8th.

by cadennnn October 26, 2020

November 8th

Idiot Sandwich #2's Birthday.
GORDON RAMSAY

Mark: Oi Jack! November 8th!
Jack: Now is the time to use that super glue on Mark.

by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020

November 8th

national ‘make tiktoks with your girlfriend day”

a) what do you want to do today?

b) what do you want to do?
a) make tiktoks!

b) why?
a) because it’s November 8th—national make tiktoks with your girlfriend day!

by anonymous November 7, 2020

November 8th

National self-care day!

On November 8th Take a bath, shower etc.! Shave! Relax! Hang out with your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.! Do a face mask! exercise!

by Self-care Netflix and chill November 8, 2020