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November 5th

I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.
Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605
by GalactaK May 21, 2020
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November 5th

hey it's November 5th bend over and give me a smell
by vivvylittle November 5, 2023
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November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.
Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules
by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023
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November 5th

Its the day that destiel went canon, before immediately killing off one half of the ship, at the same time the 2020 presidential election was happening and also there were rumours that putin resigned.
tumblr user 1: omg babe wake up it's november 5th happy gayniversary

tumblr user 2: FUCK
by EmoAtTheDisco November 5, 2023
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November 5th is @a.a__.2007’s bday go follow her on Instagram and as a bday gift wish her a happy bday 😌😽
In November 5th everyone shall go follow @a.a__.2007 on instagram as a birthday gift. That is my definition of November 5th.
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The 5th of november is national cucumber pet day. On the 5th of november, you have to give your pet a cucumber (a whole one) or your pet will summon the devil
«DUDE! My pet legit summoned the devil just now
«Did you give them a cucumber?»
«Why would i do that?»
«Because it is the 5th of november of course!! No wonder»
by Imgonnagetyouin2seconds November 3, 2019
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November 5th

John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her
by Months November 4, 2019
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