miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021

Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

Fish Dinner

An Australian slang exclamation- similar to “gosh” or “dang”

“Fish Dinner Miss Molly! That was one fine speech you gave!”

by p0yda July 12, 2021

Hitch-fish

A person so easy to troll that it ceases to be "fishing" and starts to feel like a chore.

"Catching a Hitch-fish is too easy; you just mention the words 'Lucy Letby is guilty' and they're on the hook for days."

by dizzythinks February 5, 2026

ICE fishing

Driving around with Mexican flags or other Mexican things on your car, in hopes of being pulled over by ICE and wasting their time (usually done by white people).

"My Mexican flag just came in; wanna go ICE fishing?"

by teacupgoldfish February 8, 2026

Fishing

Fishing is when you sits down on a toilet and your dick touches the toilet water, aka your rod touching the water. You can also fish in the sand, when your tip touches porcelain. Your rod scrapes the rocks and sand. Can happen for the lucky well endowed, rocking a semi on a hot day, or a shitty shallow toilet.

Shit man, should have warned me you got a shallow toilet, sat down and went fishing. Rod hit the sand and the water.

by Waffelz___ February 12, 2026

Wisconsin fish fry

When a man pisses on a woman's vagina after it gets stuck to a metal surface during freezing temperatures.

Karen's vagina got stuck on the metal hand rail when she tried to slide down the banister on the stairs at the park. The only way to get her off was a good old fashioned Wisconsin fish fry.

by Large dave February 17, 2026