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Sam

A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.
God do I love sam and his dear penis
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If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )
“ Sam is such a great guy

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”
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Sam is definitely an amazing boy. A Sam usually has a lot of humor and whit behind his maniacal yet charming smile. He’s easy to get along with and it’s easy for him to keeps a lot of friends just as it is to make them. But most times Sam gets confused about relationships and problems and is very indecisive. He more than likely will pick the easy way out of things. But don’t do that Sam, go with your heart and with your gut. You might just loose the girl you love if you make the wrong chose.
Wow that guy is amazing... he must be a Sam!
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I hate Sam.
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That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato
Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...
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Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.
Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.
by Eadc88 April 15, 2017
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HUGE dick, a sexy body and a very sexy and playful character.
That guy has a huge dick!
Must be a Sam!
by 3mmx June 4, 2017
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