help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun

Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!

by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021

How to help College AJ Delgado

You can't

How to help College AJ Delgado? You can't.

by petradvorakapologist June 24, 2021

help im gulping niggas

HELP IM GULPIN THEM TOO MUCH I NEED SAYAAN TOWER NOW NEOWWWW GULP CHOKE CCCCC COOSK

help im gulping niggas "ARE U DOING OKAY NEED HELP?" 'what did i say.

by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021

help blob

Helping buffer or sb one can pour his or her shit or problems and then just go away as if that person is unimportant and insignificant. And then come back and do the same.

I am not your help blob.. ( Trying " series, UK)

by Notoriousbookworm July 7, 2021

Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them

1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.

by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

whisper for help

"It's an Adirondack concept, 'whisper for help,' when you run into an aggressive person that is really attracted to you, you usually give them a half hour to stop and whisper for help" -Roy Hurd, "Greatest Musician Alive"

Listen to Roy Hurd's "Whisper for Help" on the album 'As Real As It Gets" on Spotify, IHeartRadio, iTunes, TuneIn or youtube.

by Wisjd April 18, 2018