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Reality

What we live in.
Mike: yo are you there?!
Fred: yeah what?
Mike: welcome back to reality!
by Agent frankie March 29, 2021
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Reality Loser

Usually a gay male, no friends, introvert, and good at nothing. Most likely a sociopath. What a loser is in real life.
by Ryotaaa April 5, 2021
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Reality

The world is not virtual, so anything virtual is not reality or new reality.
Most people still live in an in person reality and not a virtual reality, no matter what technology is available, or what diseases have spread to where. That isn't going to change as long as people are still mostly human and not inhuman.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
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Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.
Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
by elbenoloco May 10, 2021
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Reality Trip

A man consisting of 2 parts: 50% insanity, 50% Ganja. Also the self-proclaimed 'greatest man alive' and is responsible for several counts of internet deviance, he is also in love with Warlain
by Cedric September 22, 2003
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amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:
person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?
by daftrio August 23, 2024
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reality joke gift

A reality joke is a joke told, but the joke turns out to be reality, or a real situation. This can be unintentional, as in someone has no idea the joke is about something real. But it is often intentional, where someone knows the situation is real, and makes the joke to make fun of someone or something. So a reality joke gift would be a gag gift or a joke type gift. The gift is given either to be funny, as in the gift giver has no idea the joke is reality; or the gift can be given to make fun of someone, as in the gift giver knows the joke is reality or based in reality.

I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
Chad: "Ted received a reality joke gift during his birthday party. He received lingerie, stockings, high heels for his mother to wear. He received a carton of condoms for him to use. His mother and him received a two week stay in the cabin, so he could get his real happy birthday present, hahaha."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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