Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.

by Acethecase June 1, 2023

grab yo momma

"Grab yo momma" is used mostly in Charlotte NC as the term's meaning is get ready or prepare for what's to come in the streets as the enemies start to apply pressure

"You better grab yo momma"

by Pradalitt November 20, 2023

Big Momma!

This is for when you see a big black woman or a black woman with a nice body and want something to say. You just go and shout 'Big Momma!'

Goddamn, now that is a fine black bitch. Big Momma! (Remember to make a half a second pause in between words, and to lift and put the palm of your hand next to your mouth

by sexsexsexletshavesomesexsexsex January 26, 2024

Lil' Momma

She's an introvert who's in love with the best man in the world. Her actual name is Jemima. She's a weirdo and a tomboy too.

Lil' Momma is obsessed with her man and baggy clothing.

by lil.momma December 2, 2023

jo momma

yo momma is dead n her coochie is really stanky

jo momma is a hoe

by Jaylen Gun December 6, 2023

Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023