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keycard method

a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly
A: when you have to clean it do you the keycard method
B: yuh
by og original gangster February 4, 2024
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The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early
I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.
by gratepatch October 15, 2023
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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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The AOM Method

A method for acquiring the coefficients of binomials using the function defined as: For (a + b)^n
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}
Person A: Did you hear about the AOM method!??
Person B: Yeah I know! It’s revolutionary!
by The KITKAT of kintucky October 23, 2023
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willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023
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Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.
There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman
by Jhalvo October 29, 2023
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Pull-in method

To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.
My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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