maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Austin maple

This is a very fun loving person. He is a bis silly and naughty but he is a good friend. He really knows how to bring out the sigma in me and all of his peers. He is great at greening out off pens because he is a stupid cunt.he loves his cat and has sexual intentions with orsen.

“Austin maple you daft cunt” says mr faggot

by Pussyjucedrinker420 May 13, 2024

Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Maple

A rather sweet girl. She is nice and respectful, and if she's upsetting you, she'll stop. Not much is known about her, you're just friends.

Person 1: *purposely annoying person 2*
Person 2: Please stop.
Maple: guys, I think we should stop now.

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

Toronto Maple Leafs

A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.

Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!

by TriggeringSportsFans August 7, 2022

Maple

One the sweetest man there exists, he’s sweet and caring and you can always trust him and he’ll always be there

Maple is the best brother you can have

by Alxoss February 24, 2022