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mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
by MongusMongus July 30, 2023
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Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .
RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night
by Roo-poo August 1, 2023
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Mango

The most beautiful, most attractive thing you’ve ever seen in your life
by Ernesto De La Cruz December 3, 2020
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mango

(adj.) a state of being like the fruitbuttery, sweet and bright; both exciting and easygoing at the same time
“I know he wears socks with sandals but she hasn’t gotten laid in months. I feel like you should be a bit more mango for her.”
by yourfriendmj November 2, 2020
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Mango

I just had a great mango!
by Don’tyouwish November 7, 2020
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mango man

the worst president of the united states, donald j trump, known for his unusually mango-hued skin
by easy_like_123 November 7, 2020
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Mango

Another word for blowjob, noggin, top, bop, head, brain
Elaysia give me some mango” *Begs Mike*
by Laylay__ February 6, 2021
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