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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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Landon is amazing even tho he acts gay with the homies, he will put butterflies in your stomach, his smile once you look you blush and smile back, you can’t help to stop staring into his blueish green eyes, his skin, soft as silk, If you find a Landon you should keep him, they are amazing in all types of ways!!!
Landon, great for all different types of use.
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Landon is often tall and has a good relationship with friends.Many girls crush on Landon but he waits patiently.Landon also has a huge fucking cock and often says he will bang ur mom.This is true Considering he is Landon.most importantly he’s good to Women and would never cheat.Landon is the perfect guy!
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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Landon is a good guy to be around.He always has the best friends.Landon makes good money aswell as a big dick.Landon is athletic and has a nice body.But when Landon says he will bang ur mom he could if he really wanted.But jokes aside landon is a great ladies man.He has good experience with the ladies and would make a perfect husband. Landon knows how to make a women happy and laugh.Most of women think about fucking landon.
That guys such a landon.I wish I were that girl!
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Long story short girls wanna fuck landon because he’s athletic,tall,wealthy,caring, and most importantly has a big dick I’m talking 8 inches 100% of the time.Landon waits for women to ask him out because he’s to busy in life to ask them.
That kids living a landon life
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A small penis no one likes him and he is annoying
Landon is a nerd.
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a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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