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-There once was a young lad named
Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
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-There once was a young lad named
Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
Jared your box disapeared!
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