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Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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goon bag

Extremely cheap wine, the casked form of goon, calling someone a goon bag implies they like goon.
Goon bags are so erotic, Slade is such a goon bag.
by Leify July 22, 2003
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[Poon] [Goon]

Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine

Vagina Wine = Period
"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period
by Pearce, Nick, Alex, Dovey January 13, 2009
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Goon Lash

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol in the aim of reaching a point that you can be considered a Goon*
by montie2010 October 11, 2009
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rent a goon

A term for an FBI agent or agent(s), who is or are "on loan" from another area or field office to help with another field office, agent, investigation, etc.
What? We don't need a rent a goon here, what we need is more evidence!
by College Joe December 1, 2006
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GOON SQUAD

watch out for that polk county goon squad!
by JUVI D January 13, 2008
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goon hand

open palm hand meant to strike the face of a ho. often used by pimps to keep their ladies in check. proper position is to open hand, slightly curl tips of fingers and thumb and shake in a menocing manner.
"Bitch, where's my money? Don't make me break out the goon hand."
by Philip the Great IV April 28, 2005
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