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Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.
Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"
by secretslut October 17, 2013
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badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!
by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023
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Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
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Research goblin

A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
by Only a Beta September 7, 2021
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goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck
Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick
by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021
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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
by Anonymous7232826 September 11, 2022
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Goofy Goblin

You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.
mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022
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