Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.

Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.

by RBurton August 2, 2008

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

Cunt Dump

When a female goes to the bathroom after intercourse to dispose of the seminal fluid inside of her vagina

"My girlfriend always goes for a cunt dump after sex"

by Steve's sex emporium September 15, 2014

Moon Dump

Combination of a Sky-Dump and a moon. Essentially it is making someone witness a poo off a cliff, roof etc.

Example of a moon dump: Car drives by a group of people in line at movie theater. Man hangs bum out of car window. Bum hanging out of window drops a turd.

by brinchy October 17, 2014

Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.

Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.

by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017

hangover dump

Dump that signals the end of a lingering hangover.

Q: "Bro, how's that hangover treating you?"
A: "Not too bad actually. But I haven't taken my hangover dump yet, so this beast is probably just dormant."

Bro 1: "Dude I'm so hungover... I'm never drinking again!"
Bro 2: "Really man? I took my hangover dump half an hour ago, I've never felt better!"

by Jeraen June 17, 2012

dump shamed

Dump shaming is the act of blowing the can at work in an unmistakebly upward direction whilst your unsuspecting coworkers listen on in shame... unbeknownst that such an audibly rouchous dump could ever be taken by a human being.

"I was in the 1st floor shitter and was dump shamed so bad I cried a little."

by Rocketguy94 August 29, 2017