dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

dumb ass

the people who think anything on the urban dictionary is true

bruh! your a dumb ass

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 1, 2021

dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.

"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"

by oTeRymId March 7, 2021

Dumbness Abounds

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?

by YAWA March 25, 2021

dumb _marina_kinnie

The hot mutual of Thanasimp

“Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”

by Thanasimp May 30, 2021

dumb cunt

Both male and females can be one. Characturised by the severity of the blunder or idiotic act performed by that person. Another attribute is the frequency of reacuring blunders and idiotic acts performed.

Sharon Dyer (of Keswick) you lied one to many times you Dumb Cunt.

I can`t belive how many times you do such Dumb Cunt things Sharon....

You really are a Dumb Cunt (insert name here)

by Dewango February 19, 2008